Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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