I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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