I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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