the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Its about making memories worth repressing
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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