I can't breathe out the right side of my face
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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