I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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