This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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