I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
