Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
In America we eat man semen.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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