You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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