have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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