i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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