Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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