That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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