You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
How naked do you want me to be?
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