What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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