I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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