I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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