He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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