I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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