so that wasnt chicken after all
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
vagina is talking i cant
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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