I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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