**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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