There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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