I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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