Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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