never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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