champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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