idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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