My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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