Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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