when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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