what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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