David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
She's not a foreskin expert like you
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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