I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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