Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
