You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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