Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
she told me i tasted like america
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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