Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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