Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I need moral support for this bender
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
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