Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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