therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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