Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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