oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
What drink are we having for lunch?
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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