Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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