he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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