At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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