I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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