I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Just high enough for therapy.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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