Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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