I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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