Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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