You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
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He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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