there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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